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We had a family reunion last week, to which I was able to go. We were near Pittsburgh, with all of my mom's sisters and there copious offspring. And our grandparents. We all had fun.
I have also been playing with a Nigerian Scammer lately, although this one claims to be from South Africa. She claims to be some minister of something or other that aided some company in over-invoicing the government to the tune of $25 million. In exchange for helping her, I will receive $5 million. Apparently, scamming people is Nigeria's 4th or 5th largest industry! She sent me a scanned image of a fake passport, so in return I sent a picture of my driver's license that I first forged in photoshop to eliminate any useful information. I changed all the numbers, my address, and forged my own signature. I accidentally messed up the "Under 21 until" date, but she doesn't seem to have noticed! Well, that's not really surprising, since I purposely sent a poor quality image to mask my not-so-skillful forgery (most obvious on the "12"s).